Ever wonder what do people do in the toilet next to you? Well Piggy just went to company toilet to save fire. While piggy is doing business, someone start talking ..... "no no 200", " ya ya.......um no no....300", " um ha ha..... ( trying to keep voice down)", " er no no i will ask XYZ do...." Then piggy heard ~~pong plang~~ guess there goes the hp. At least its not "plop" ...... "plop" means point of no return depending on whether it dropped in before or after u flush.....
Now a point to ponder, what do people do in cubicle toilets ?
1. Graffiti
Yeah....sometimes i wonder how on earth can they reach the door with their current siting position. Piggy have seen telephone numbers, self advertisement, declaration of love and poems writting at the back of the door. Have hands like gorrila and orang utan is it? Bear in mind that piggy saw it in jusco toilet...and the distance between the toilet bowl and the door...is well...........unreachable with piggy's hands lo....
2. Listening to sounds on the other side
Don't you unconsiously just pick up sounds on the other side....like zipper sound....newspaper sound, plastic sound. When u hear zipper sound, its taking off pants, if u hear newspaper and plastic sound.....its wrapping.....um um..... no need tell la hor, if u hear unknown sound accompany by smell, yeah well.......u know wat business that person is doing.....and you better get going before your clothes soak the smell up unless you are doing the same business.
Sometimes when its really quiet, you can even hear s*** hitting water sound....can do predictions. If one big loud plop....yeah that person having sembelit for some time lio...need to eat more fibre...If you heard like watery sound.....lau sai la that person.....
3. Observing the passerby and person next you through celah celah
This only applies to cubicles with partition that ends about 20 cm from ground level....piggy dont understand why they must make some celah there? for what? air flow? Piggy not sure she want air to flow from the next cubicle to hers. Some people just love to guess who is in the next cubible by looking at their shoes.... Ask bay bee Dino, she never fails to know if piggy is in the next cubicle.... now if you put 2 and 2 ( the pants stripping incident) ....is DINO having the hots for piggy?
4. Play with toilet paper
Piggy secretly thinks some of her co-workers do that. Its either that or they eat it up. There is no other reason to explain why a big roll of toilet paper can finish in 1 hour ( talking about toilet in the office). Maybe they are using it to replace a daisy.....u know like, he likes me ~~tear a piece, he likes me not ~~~tear a piece, he likes me ~~ tear a piece, he likes me not~~tear a piece
5. Talk on handphone
Why do they carry it into the toilet piggy really dont know. But you can pick up some interesting stories while doing business. Piggy think its just way tooo dangerous to carry it in.....it might fall into the hole of no return ( check opening story). One thing is ..... while you were listening, do no ever reply the questions.....they willl think you are a moron.
6. Day dream
Now you know why some people just disappear in there for hours.............
7. Problem sloving
That will be after doing business you find out there is no toilet paper and the water pipe dont have water....and there is no one the next cubic........ GOOD LUCK MAN..... ( if u practise No 5, try calling reinforcement with it)
They always say : The lenght of 1 minute depend on which side of the toilet u are on
Now a point to ponder, what do people do in cubicle toilets ?
1. Graffiti
Yeah....sometimes i wonder how on earth can they reach the door with their current siting position. Piggy have seen telephone numbers, self advertisement, declaration of love and poems writting at the back of the door. Have hands like gorrila and orang utan is it? Bear in mind that piggy saw it in jusco toilet...and the distance between the toilet bowl and the door...is well...........unreachable with piggy's hands lo....
2. Listening to sounds on the other side
Don't you unconsiously just pick up sounds on the other side....like zipper sound....newspaper sound, plastic sound. When u hear zipper sound, its taking off pants, if u hear newspaper and plastic sound.....its wrapping.....um um..... no need tell la hor, if u hear unknown sound accompany by smell, yeah well.......u know wat business that person is doing.....and you better get going before your clothes soak the smell up unless you are doing the same business.
Sometimes when its really quiet, you can even hear s*** hitting water sound....can do predictions. If one big loud plop....yeah that person having sembelit for some time lio...need to eat more fibre...If you heard like watery sound.....lau sai la that person.....
3. Observing the passerby and person next you through celah celah
This only applies to cubicles with partition that ends about 20 cm from ground level....piggy dont understand why they must make some celah there? for what? air flow? Piggy not sure she want air to flow from the next cubicle to hers. Some people just love to guess who is in the next cubible by looking at their shoes.... Ask bay bee Dino, she never fails to know if piggy is in the next cubicle.... now if you put 2 and 2 ( the pants stripping incident) ....is DINO having the hots for piggy?
4. Play with toilet paper
Piggy secretly thinks some of her co-workers do that. Its either that or they eat it up. There is no other reason to explain why a big roll of toilet paper can finish in 1 hour ( talking about toilet in the office). Maybe they are using it to replace a daisy.....u know like, he likes me ~~tear a piece, he likes me not ~~~tear a piece, he likes me ~~ tear a piece, he likes me not~~tear a piece
5. Talk on handphone
Why do they carry it into the toilet piggy really dont know. But you can pick up some interesting stories while doing business. Piggy think its just way tooo dangerous to carry it in.....it might fall into the hole of no return ( check opening story). One thing is ..... while you were listening, do no ever reply the questions.....they willl think you are a moron.
6. Day dream
Now you know why some people just disappear in there for hours.............
7. Problem sloving
That will be after doing business you find out there is no toilet paper and the water pipe dont have water....and there is no one the next cubic........ GOOD LUCK MAN..... ( if u practise No 5, try calling reinforcement with it)
They always say : The lenght of 1 minute depend on which side of the toilet u are on
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